Thursday, March 12, 2009

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I fuck with Rick Ross "The Rapper" but he lost alot of points. Not for being a Corrections Officer but for being a liar. Truthfully, I'm guessing he denied it this long for his new album, You know! something always seems to brew before an artist's release (Hence, his beef with 50 Cent).

In the next issue of XXL magazine Rick Ross "The Boss" finally admits it. He fesses up to being a Corrections Officer....WoW!!!!!!!!

Not like it really matters now because Fifty has porn footage of Ricky's Baby Mama....DAMN!!!!!
Musically, Ricky has the edge in that "Battle" but this is a war dude and as the saying goes, MONEY WINS WARS!!!!!!! YOU'RE FUCKING WITH A SUPER POWER!!!!

CHECK THIS SHIT OUT!!!!!!!







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THE WATCHMEN!!! WATCH IT!!!!!

So, today I went to go see "The Watchmen" Photobucket after I've been fiending to ever since I laid eyes on the trailer and might I say for a dude who is not a big fan of superhero movies, I can honestly say it was pretty cool (It doesn't have shit on the "Dark Knight" but it was very good, maybe I'm bias because I'm a big Batman fan).

The story line was good, the acting was good (but the acting is where the "Dark Knight" had it beat.), THE FIGHT SCENES WERE FUCKING AWESOME, THE SCORE WAS FUCKING AMAZING, SHIT!!!!!!! It even had some cool love scenes. The movie captured New York City in the early days to a "T" (with the prostitutes, the muggers, the peep shows, etc.)

For a follow up to "300", I think the director did a great job (MAYBE EVEN TOPPED HIS LAST EFFORT!) I suggest this film! I give it a 3.5 outta 5! So watch it!

Friday, March 6, 2009

ARE YOU DEAD ASS? PART 2. WATERMELONS ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN!

The racism just doesn't end. IT JUST DOESN'T!!!!! First, it was the cop shooting the monkey now check this shit out.......
This racial masterpiece is called "Watermelons On The White House Lawn"
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ARE YOU DEAD ASS?????? Okay! I expected this shit (who didn't?) but from the New York Post now this shit from a so-called Mayor. WTF!!!!!!!!! The nerve of this motherfucker (by the way, he is Mayor Dean Grose) sending this shit to a black woman then said that he was unaware of the racial stereotype that black people like watermelons................. YEAH??????? RACIST FUCK!!!!!!!!

ARE YOU DEAD ASS? PART 1.

I haven't posted a blog up up in a couple of months but this shit catapulted me into writing one. Last week, somebody from the New York Post Newspaper put this shit in there ..
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ARE YOU DEAD ASS???????? I don't really go about my day thinking about race issues and shit because no matter what, that's something that will always be here, for god's sake I say nigga but DAMN! You didn't think for a second that showing a white cop shooting a monkey was bad but then write that shit in the bubble and not think people were going to crazy about this. LIKE..... COME ON!!!!!!! SHIT! I don't really like Al Sharpton but GET THAT MUH- FUCKAH!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Aids & Monkeys??? LMFAO!!!!!!

What the fuck is comedic genius, funny or whatever you call it without mentioning the funniest motherfucker in this galaxy, DAVE CHAPPELLE!!!!!!!!! He comes up with different shit, a bit out there but that's what makes him the fucking man. No one can, ever did and ever will touch on the topics he does and make it as funny.... NO ONE!!!! Most comedians try hard to relate with their audience but this nigga just comes up with shit and makes you relate to him even if its some shit that is out of this fucking world. Peep this!





I'm Not Crying!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

Yo Zone! If you read this my nigga, I finally saw that "I'm Not Crying" skit of Flight Of The Conchords & OMG that shit had me on the fucking floor laughing. I've been watching & thinking about that shit all week so I had to posted it up.

Flight of the Conchords is straight up comedic genius. One of the few television shows that I watch because T.V. is filled with basically nothing but shitty ass reality shows with a whole bunch of muh-fuckahs who act (the irony is that they can't act) mad extra (they're not funny!!!) which dumbs us down and people live their real lives like they're on a reality show (You're a lame!). The creative shit is being pushed to side for this over saturated bullshit because everybody is too dumb to think outside the box (YEAH! I'M FUCKING TIGHT! LoL!).

Check out the vid. If you don't think this is funny, it just shows how wack you are and you should stick to watching whatever lame ass reality t.v. show that comes on VH1..... YOU WACK FUCK!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!





President Bush Is Ill!! LoL!!!!!

President Bush's reflexes are crazy. In an unannounced farewell trip to Baghdad, an Iraqi journalist flings not only one but both of his size 10 shoes at President Bush during a news conference.

LMFAO!!! This dude is a fucking "G" for even attempting to do some shit like that cause that's some shit we think about doing but would never try to attempt but he's kinda wack, though. Ok! The 1st toss proved George Bush's reflexes are ill but the 2nd toss Bush hardly moved this muh-fucker not only missed but he was way off. Talk about 4th quarter 2 seconds left with the game on the line & that muh-fuhker with the ball. HE MISSED TWICE! WHERE'S SHAQ WHEN YOU NEED HIM AT THE FOUL LINE! LoL! PEEP THE VIDEO BELOW!







Marie Francois-Banier!!!!!

With my father being a painter I have a passion for art, colors and I love to draw. (THANX 4 THE TALENT POPS!!!! I MISS U!) Not saying that I'm a fucking art connesueir (that's french for know it all you dumb fuck) or anything but I think I know what I'm talking about. Today, I'm gonna write to you guys about a frenchmen named Francois-Marie Banier. I don't really know who dude is but I saw a his artwork in a few magazine ads for Diane Von Furstenberg (A Fashion Designer, DAMN! Do I have to teach you everything????) that made me go "who the fuck is responsible for this?" I researched and found out, he isn't even renowned as a painter, he is like a fucking renaissance man. More known for his works as a writer and photographer, Francois has many published novels and plays and is even involved in film which I really have no idea about but I know his artwork is CRAZY, though!!!!!!

Below, I put up a few of his works.
Check out his website http://www.fmbanier.com/

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This Bitch Can Get It!!!!!!

Hmmm!!!! Now I wonder what about Kat Von D, that makes her stand out to me???? LoL! Honestlty, I don't know shit about this bitch other than the fact that she is a tattoo artist who was on the reality t.v. show "Miami Ink". Other than that, all I know is that them tats turn me on and this bitch can get it!!!!!! Looking like a wall sexy wall with a bunch of fucking graffiti on it and shit. (Wierd! I know but that's how I would talk dirty to her, Can I Live! LMFAO!). Yeah! fucks with tatted chicks, I don't know she don't even have to bad like that cause the tats give them like extra points. So, if u just aight! go get some tats but I ain't talking them wack ass random tats, go get some art on you bitch! Put a Rembrandt painting on your ass or something. LoL!!!!!
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Speaking Of Prince......

Speaking of Prince, what can I say about this dude that anybody living on planet earth doesn't know? This guy's first album dropped in 1978 and basically dropping an album almost every year with his latest dropping in 2007 which debuted on the U.S. Billboard 200 at number 3 and winning a Grammy in 2008 for Best R&B Male Vocal Performance, that's fucking amazing! That's fucking consistency for you muh-fuckahs!!!! The man composes and arranges his own shit, how many artists can do that shit? This dude's wardrobe was & is, to me, the reason for acronym WTF! Always fresh, although wearing tube tops, heels, ruffle shirts, assless pants & shit (those pants were o.d. but you gotta be the man to pull some shit like that, tho) but this dude probably fucked your favorite bitch in entertainment. This dude changed his name to a symbol Photobucket and we were forced to call this guy "The Artist". Fuck That! I call that shit, THE MAN for being able to do that! In 1984, he released his 6th album which was his best selling and amongst music history's best album's ever "Purple Rain"Photobucket. It was also the soundtrack to the movie of the same name which he starred in. "Purple Rain" won an Oscar in 1985 for best Original Song Score. My Top 3 Favorite Artists Of All Time!!!!!! Do you guy's remember those debates back in the day about who was better, Michael Jackson or Prince? I guess time proved who the winner really was. LMFAO!

Below is the video to "When Doves Cry", the lead single and first american number one single of his career off the Masterpiece "Purple Rain" which he directed by his motherfucking self and one of my favorite songs ever.


PRINCE "WHEN DOVES CRY"
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